What the fuck was that!?!

What the fuck did we just perceive?

I do not have the capibility neccessary to identify what the fuck happened, would you clear it up for me a bit, please?

The.. the thing.. the recent thing... what the fuck do you know about the thing?

Can you tell me what the fuck went down before my unknowing eyes?

I have yet to fucking figure out what the fuck, have you?

What the fuck just happened/occurred/took place?

What the fuck?

I do not have a name or description for that yet.